I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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