This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
