we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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