Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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