Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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