you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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