i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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