we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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