I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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