Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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