And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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