Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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