so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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