The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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