Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Two words: nipple clamps
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