i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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