no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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