You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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