I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
this will be a night to untag.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
