Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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