office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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