just survived the first fart of the relationship.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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