Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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