They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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