Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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