I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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