Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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