Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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