I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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