I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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