Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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