i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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