Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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