I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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