went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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