Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
