it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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