She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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