i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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