All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
