I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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