You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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