Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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