I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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