at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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