All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
