Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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