You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
thus making me awesome and them whores
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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