come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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