Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
did you just send me my own nude
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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