I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I don't deserve a penis
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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